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One evening Dilip Kumar returned from work and seeing him tired, Saira Banu aske...........
"I cant believe my terrible fate," cried Rajesh. When his friends asked what was...........
The Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of Chinese fighter jets. They...........
Arz kiya hai..
Baith kar mehbooba ki zulfon ke saye mein aisa jossh aaya.
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Two Pandits were riding very fast on a motorcycle. The speeding bike was promptl...........
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Girls r our destination.............
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to ...........
Master To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
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Ek Angrez ko raat mein bahut machchar kaat rahe the... Usne gusse me aake saari ...........
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya...........
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(...........
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuchh der baad...........
Customer: Ek kilo gaay (cow) ka doodh dena. Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh...........
Chhote: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Chhote...........
Santa: Tu office mein to bada sher bana ghoomta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
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Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 s...........
Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi th...........
Teacher: Zameen par rehne wale janwer bachche dete hain, Hawa mein urne wale and...........
Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyan aayengi.
Santa : Wow, kya baat hai.
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